WHO THE HECK IS MURPHY????

I don't know if I want Murphy shot or if I should feel sorry for him. After all, he gets blamed for everything---
Why is it that.....

1. People don't tell you that the delicious salad you had for lunch, now resides as a hanging orniment on your front tooth?
2. There is no toilet paper in the only stall you choose, and you find out too late?
3. You always get asked a question just when you put food in your mouth?
4. Nobody tells you that your skirt is tucked in your wasteband, and you went to the bathroom over 2 hours ago!?
5. When your nose starts to run, there is never anything around to wipe it with but the sleeve of your clean shirt?
6. The root beer you drink makes you burp and since you "don't do that kind of thing", you look curiously at the person sitting next to you so everyone will think they did it?
7. Your hair only looks great when there is no place to go?
8. Your mind goes blank when you go to introduce your really good friend to someone?
9. The guy pulls out in front of you and goes really slow?
10. They are always out of the only thing you want on the menu?
11. The grocery line is always faster in the other lane and when you finally decide to switch lines, the lady in front of you needs a price check?
12. You have the time but no money or the money and no time?
13. When you go on vacation, your bowels do to!?
14. You finally decide to throw something away that you have kept around for years only to find that you need it within the week?
15. You can never find your cell phone until after it's stopped ringing?

IT'S CALLED MURPHY'S LAW! And he has a twisted sense of humor! Ahhhhh!

I'm glad I got that straightened out. I feel much better!! Happy Day!

Thought of the day: Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. On a broomstick. We are flexible like that! :)